Ho Ho Ho, it is that time of the year again!!!

The whole day spent swatting flies,
With no regard for time as it dies.

Tons and tons of food lying around,
A cargo load which will run a ship aground.

There is nothing much on the idiot box,
Yet no motive for you to grab your socks.

You reminisce, look back, think and think,
With wine, and tea and coffee to drink.

There's mom to pamper you,
And dad to build your character,
And there's people whom you wish,
Boiled in their own stew,
As they begin their questionnaire,
About your life after you finish.

In a state of utter joblessness, I thought it would be a great idea to chronicle these 20 days of my life, mentioning the highs and lows of daily life, what I did, and what I learn everyday.

For me, home means loved ones, and copious amounts of food. Just 2 days into my winter vacations, and I am perennially full. We went for a week long trip (about which I'll blog soon), which was great fun!! For now, lets get back to food.

For all those lucky ones who are day scholars, you won't know what I am talking about. You might actually think I am mad, as home food is usually boring for you. I invite you to come eat at the IITM "mess". After a week, if you don't feel starved and see your bones stick out, and the thought of mess grub doesn't drive you crazy, I bow down to you. Thou art my Master and I fall at thee feet. Truly said, you won't know the value of anything unless you don't have it.

Driving gives me a high. Driving a car, riding a bike, cycling, driving you crazy, anything. Give me (a) vehicle, and I'll give you (the) path. Went for a long drive with the woman I love. Before your perverted and demented minds go haywire, your eyeballs bulge out and your eyebrows rise sky high, the woman is my mom. The drive was awesome!! The Hero Honda Pleasure I was riding is truly one. Want to go anywhere, just give me a tinkle*. At this point, I feel the desire to advertise myself:

Here are some of my pointers at the end of the day:

- Most females aren't worth what we think. Calvin was right all along. There are some who are just great, and reciprocate and reflect warmth and affection. And then there are some who just don't care. There are some who wait to talk to us, and some who reply in half-syllabic words, making most of the conversation an interview. And most of us guys end up hurting females who care about us. I apologize.

- Driving a gear less vehicle?? Wanna know how to overtake someone with a 180 cc vehicle? It's all about the timing. Just stay close to him, and when he shifts gear, you go full throttle. Our man gets psyched, and comes back with much greater speed, only to find you standing next to him at the next red signal. Keep doing this for sometime, and he will give up.

- Shop at FabIndia. Great place, silent and elegant. You get your money's worth. So, you now know what to get me for my birthday :) !!


*Conditions apply.

ps: I am known as Naren to all my relatives and close friends.